Friday, February 10, 2006

So who lights the Olympic Flame tonight in Torino ? If it is anyone other than Alberto Tomba, it's a sham......

Sweden has to be a medal favorite in hockey with the way that Henrik Lundqvist has been playing for the Rangers this year - the tourney should be fun to watch - I just wonder once again how hard NHL teammates are actually going to go up against each other........

I hope to not watch a single minute of figure skating but if curling is on at 5am, I am all over it.....

"The Office" put togteher an incredibly strong episode last night - I actually think that Pam was more miffed that she didn't get a card from Jim than not getting anything from Roy.......Dwight may be an idiot most of the time but he hit one out of the park with his V-Day gift for Paula - as a side note, will NBC be smart and sell the Dwight Bobbleheads ??????.........and Sbarro's is Michael's favorite pizza place in NYC ? Yep, that makes perfect sense........

New York, New York - the place so nice they named it twice - the other name is Manhattan.....

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Yeti Golf - 4573 - I need to quit playing......

Monday, February 06, 2006

An awkward game at best. The refs screwed me out of a potential $250 in the 1st quartern with the phantom interference call, they screwed the Seahawks out of 4 points with Ben's "touchdown" and they screwed them out of another 7 points with the phantom holding call. Jeremy Stevens should go into hiding after all of his drops and Darrell Jackson may want to paint an out of bounds line in his bedroom so he can get used to staying on the right side of it (or left side of it as the case may be).......

Review of the menu -

Alligator Chili - awesome - will submit to www.allrecipes.com
Mini-empanadas - surprisingly good - all 3 flavors
Wings & ribs - strong as always
Avocado Crab Dip - good but made too much
Omelette Cups - too bland but made it that way on purpose for my kids
3 cheese & bacon quesadillas - good for breakfast today too
sweet potato fries - soon to be a new super bowl standard - loved using the new mandolin

Best line of the night was by Mick Jagger - "We could have played this one at the first Super Bowl."

Best Ad of the night - Sprint Crime Deterrent Phone
2nd Best Ad - Michelob Ultra Football spot
3rd Best Ad - The Magic Fridge
Honorable Mention - ABC's "Addicted to LOST"
Worst Ad - (tie) - H3 & GoDaddy.com

Seriously ugly championship hats - powder gray is not a good color for anyone but the Tin Man....enough with The Bus - now stay retired.....someone had to win the MVP so I guess you could give it to Hines Ward but the refs (as many people have said) really deserved it.....

And the Rangers are all alone in 1st place !!!!!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

From my last entry regarding my SuperDuper Bowl Menu -
"
SuperDuper Menu (so far) – Alligator Chili, Chicken Wings, Babyback Ribs, hot avocado crab dip, bbq chicken & Italian chicken mini-empanadas, mini cheese omelet cups and whatever else I can think of at the last minute"

Here are some of those planned last minute entries - bbq beef mini empanadas, sweet potato fries and 3 cheese & bacon quesadillas......and maybe even another surprise if I have time

Friday, February 03, 2006

I hope you all really didn’t think that I would let a SuperDuper Bowl go by without my thunking about it……..

If you were going to skip a city to see a SuperDuper Bowl in, then Detroit would be that city…I didn’t even bother entering any contests for tickets for fear that I would win and actually have to go to Detroit….I think that with all the hype about The Bus and Big Ben, a lot of people have forgotten about the pair on the other side of the field – as any fantasy football owner will tell you, Matt Hasselbeck has been pretty solid the last couple of years and really had to step up and show he could carry a team in the playoff game against the Deadskins – that and Shaun Alexander ain’t exactly a slouch…..all that being said, I think we are in for a close game that will see the lead go back and forth but in the end it will all come down to a late Jim Zorn to Steve Largent TD pass that will put the Seachickens up by 2 but Terry Hanratty will hit Lynn Swann deep leading to Rocky Bleier setting up a Roy Gerela FG to ice the game with seconds on the clock – Pittsburgh 31 Seattle 30

Why does it always seem to rain harder when I am getting in or out of the car than when I am in it ?

Kevin Weekes started for the Rangers last night and actually won – he didn’t see a shot a for the first 10:57 of the game and if the Rangers are smart, he won’t see another shot until March……

I don’t know about you but I would love to work at Dunder Mifflin for a day – of course it would mean having to live/work in Scranton (another garden spot)……..Jim may actually have one of the best dead pan looks I have seen in a long time……..

According to Golf Digest 32% of Men and 31% of women surveyed would give up sex for a year in order to get a tee time at Augusta – I know a couple of guys around here that would give up sex for a year to get a tee time at the local muni course…….

According to THE STAR, always a reputable source, Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to do a Playboy spread in order to help shed herself of her goody two shoes image – I just know that it would be another huge disappointment and yet another reason why I should let my subscription slide……

There has been a gum wrapper floating in one of the urinals here at work since last Friday – glad to see the janitorial crew is hard at work…..

Torry Holt was great on Media Day for the NFL Network – that kid has a future in TV after he is done roasting & toasting defensive backs………

Did I really see that Emily Proctor is in the new Martin Lawrence flick ? That is just so disappointing – her character hasn’t advanced any on CSI Miami either – we can only hope for the Skinemax movie of the week next…..

So are the Winter Olympics in Turin or Torino ? I almost think that NBC made up the name just to try and make it more Italian……..speaking of the Olympics, I saw Tonya Harding briefly on ET the other night – YIKES !!!! I think she ate Jeff Gillooly………

Haven’t seen a single one of the Oscar nominated best films of the year and most likely won’t ever see any of them…….I also just found out that the cowboys in Brokeback Mountain were actually herding sheep and not cows so that movie now makes a lot of sense to me……….and speaking of movies, did they just make up The 40 Year Old Virgin as they went a long ? A couple of good skits & bits but not a whole lot of coherent storyline – I will say that the Age of Aquarius stuff at the end had me howling…….

SuperDuper Menu (so far) – Alligator Chili, Chicken Wings, Babyback Ribs, hot avocado crab dip, bbq chicken & Italian chicken mini-empanadas, mini cheese omelet cups and whatever else I can think of at the last minute

Fantasy Golf season has started and as of the end of the first round of the FBR Open, I am in first place in all 3 of my leagues….speaking of golf, looks like John Daly is checking out again quickly this week as he mails in his 2nd round – I would not be surprised at all if he is already on his flight to Vegas – and speaking of John Daly, I haven’t seen it yet but I am sure that “The Daly Planet” has got to be a ridiculous show

Last thunk on golf – actually Yeti Golf – my new record is 4108 – take that !!!!

I don’t often agree with Don Imus’s music selections but Rusty Truck didn’t sound too bad the other morning – guess I have to go to amazon to hear a few more selections before I buy the CD…..the more traffic I get stuck in the more I listen to Imus – at times it makes you wish you could drive on the shoulder……………leaving 5 minutes later in the morning really makes a big difference in my commute – more cars and slower cars – don’t they realize that they need to get the hell out of my way ?????..........and it looks like the 2 hour each way train commute is looming in my future - I am not happy……….

So whatever happened to Mary Chapin Carpenter ????

Josh Turner may have the deepest voice since Randy Travis and the chick in his “Your Man” video looks a lot like a younger version of Lee Ann Womack……….K T Tunstall looks like she could go a few rounds with Gretchen Wilson and most likely be the one standing at the end of the fight…….Lee Ann Rimes is really looking more & more last call lucky with each passing day…….

Survivor Exile Island started last night and boy do they have some dumb people on this show again this year – that being said, I’ll watch every week………the latest version of American Idol has really been brutal to watch – why do they give these obviously delusional people hope ????

Hey Crab Man !!!!!........I just like to say that……..

Mike Piazza signs with the Padres and I thunk the warm southern California sun should be just what he needs to close out his career……

Why are the Broncos talking to the Dolphins about Ricky Williams ???? Haven’t they had enough dope smoking players in the past ???.........Mike Tice signs with the Jaguars and Super Bowl tickets become available in Jacksonville ??? A coincidence ??????

All but one of my SuperDuper Bowl 100 square pool boxes suck………

And so ends another 7 minutes of your life that you will never get back……..lets all hope that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards do not have wardrobe malfunctions on Sunday…..

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

A good friend of mine just resigned this morning. He is going to be missed.

Monday, January 30, 2006

you'll love me - you'll hate me and you will beat my 20 by a landslide but I doubt you can beat my slacker assistant's 262

http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html
Now they are even spamming the comments section - what will these people think of next ?

And 3886 in Yeti Golf ? I thunk that someone needs a job....... :)
I feel like that kid from the Trenton Thunder who got called up to play CF for the Yankees last year - he made an error on the first ball hit to him and now I'm lining up the 2nd ball hit my way.......

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Isn't there something very wrong about Sen. Ted Kennedy naming his dog "Splash" ?

Alligator Chili is the latest Super Bowl menu addition

I have to quit watching the previews of LOST.....

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Ellen Barkin was never a classic beauty but I just saw a picture of her today on the NY Post Page Six website and the years have not been kind to her at all. This just can't be the same woman from "The Big Easy".......

Paul Shirley (ex-Phoenix Suns) has a BLOG on ESPN that I did not know about - he ramblings last year as the 12th man were hilarious - I guess I now have new bathroom reading for the time I have nothing new from the Sports Guy to read

Is it really that hard to merge ? Left, right, left, right - is one car length really going to matter in the whole scheme of things ?????

watched a Sanford & Son episode the other day with my 5 year old daughter - I don't know who laughed harder

The Rangers can't lose to Buffalo at home and waste another great performance by Henrik - those are 2 points that I know will come back to haunt us in the end.....

# 66 retires - I never liked him but I respected & feared him - good story about him for another time

Monday, January 23, 2006

You can't get them all right - you can't win if you can't stop the pass and can't hang onto the ball. The Broncos secondary has been suspect all year and their lack of a decent pass rush let the man with the Amish Farm Boy Beard pick them apart. Jesus Christ turned back into his old self on his pick just before the half and again with his pick early in the 4th quarter. I won't blame him for his final fumble.

Now that my team is out, the super bowl becomes food, commercials and 100 square pools.....

The Rangers beat the devils and snapped their 9 game win streak - in Henrik we trust !!!

Sahara may not have been a great movie or all that true to the book (which was one of Cussler's stupider plotlines) but it was still fun to watch and the tunes were great. Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn make a great pair and I would actually welcome a sequel.

Best part of the NFC Title game for me (since I didn't bother to watch it) was at the end of the National Anthem when they had a close up of Carrie Underwood and you could see her mouth the word "Wow"......

Mamba scores 81 and the world yawns - Phil Jackson has officially sold himself out.....

I got a free Quaker Oatmeal to Go with my Sunday paper - it's not good......

Gary Kubiak will be a great coach for the Texans......

Friday, January 20, 2006

It’s NFL Championship weekend and the pretenders have all fallen by the wayside, the defending champs have been slain and Mike Vanderjagt is still in hiding……..I’m glad that the call on the field was what it was when Champ got killed by Ben Watson because the video that had was as inconclusive as it gets – I don’t think that Bill Belichick’s proposed goal line cam would have helped………I don’t like bad pass interference calls anymore than the next fan but I don’t think that those calls should be reviewable by replay……….I love how everyone is jumping on the Steelers bandwagon just because they beat the Colts – a team that had it’s soft underbelly exposed in the final 3 weeks of the season and were led by choke-azz Peyton Manning and the emasculated one, Tony Dungy ? The Broncos beat the 2 time defending Super Duper Bowl champs – made them implode – and no one seems to give that any respect – I say keep picking against the Broncos, we like proving you wrong…………..Carolina is going to miss Julius Pepper’s ferocity due to his trying to play with a separated shoulder more than they are going to miss Deshaun Foster – hard to pick against Steve Smith though…

Hey Crabman’s turtle !!!

Speaking of the SuperDuper Bowl – it’s time to start thunking about my menu for the game – sweet potato/black bean burritos and a hot Stone Crab Dip may both have to make a return trip this year – Uncle Dougie’s Chicken Wings and slow cooked babyback ribs are staples that no go away…….

Eatsbound 78 has been less a restrictor plate race this week and more like the grinder at Martinsville…….

Dolly Parton’s version of “Imagine” is actually not half bad and is made better by the video – Kenny Rogers latest song/video shows that he really ought to stick to chicken these days…….

Mark Messier Night at MSG was great – it was 1994 all over again – unfortunately it went on so long that I think it started in 1994 – the puck didn’t drop until almost 8:45pm……I have been at the Garden now for Giacomin Night, Richter Night and Messier Night – only missing Rod Gilbert – I plan to be there for Brian Leetch Night and I better be there when they have Adam Graves Night……the fact that Chris Russo dismisses the idea of retiring # 9 just tells me (yet again) that he knows absolutely nothing about hockey and is nothing more than a loudmouth fan who got lucky……

Antonio Davis did what any of us would have done and the NBA should repeal the rest of his 5 game suspension…….

The Mr. Eko flashback episode was one of the best episodes of LOST this season, if not the best – Zeke’s cry of “Light em up !!!” this week would have had more impact if we hadn’t seen it already countless times in the previews and ads……..Charlie is a junkie – plain & simple – he won’t change and it will lead to his death on the island…….Hurley still hasn’t lost any weight (thanks Mark) but his whole “classic desert island scenario” with regard to Dirty Libby was great……Sawyer continues to be the best character week in and week out……..the Italian daughter who kissed Jack needs to somehow magically appear on the island or at least land another show so we can see her each week

Speaking of seeing an actress each week on your TV, I hope you didn’t blink when Heather Graham’s show debuted because you aren’t going to be seeing her anymore……..

So A-Rod is going to play for the USA in the World Baseball Classic – guess that means that the Dominican Republic will win since every team that A-Rod leaves automatically gets better…..

The chick who plays the Fiddle for Clumsy Lovers looks like the hotter trampier sister of the chick who plays the fiddle for Nickelcreek……

American Idol has started but I won’t start watching until the voting starts – I really can’t get in to the freak show that Fox parades out on screen every night during the trials…….it is fun to see Paula Abdul actually tell someone that they aren’t any good…….Carrie Underwood looks like her record sales may eclipse those of Kelly Clarkson……..

When does Survivor Exile Island start ? When does the next Amazing Race start ?

Fantasy Office Sumo Match-ups are a great way to kill time…….

Elway’s helicopter spin for a first down against Green Bay should be on every Super Bowl highlight reel…….

Ben Watson’s awesome tackle of Champ Bailey should be required viewing for all youth football players – don’t showboat until you are in the endzone and never give up on a play are the lessons learned

Still can’t get excited at all for college hoops this year though I did get a kick out of the kid from USC with the “Fro Hawk” and with the fact that the USC football teams scored more points (66) on UCLA than the USC Basketball team (45)…….

So Mike Tice got fired 40 minutes after the Vikings last game – I think the owners waited 39 minutes too long…….

SheDaisy does a dead on spoof of “Desperate Housewives” in their new video and I’m with Jace Everett, I would want to do “Bad Things” with the the chick in his latest video too…….

Cindy Brunson may be the queen of ESPN News but with each passing day, Michelle Bonner gets better & better – her attitude and sense of humor are making her a lot more attractive…….

Does anyone really watch NFL Access ?

The transcript of Paris Hilton’s Deposition is online at www.nypost.com – I had to quit after 19 pages – the screaming sounds of my brain cells committing suicide got to be too much for me……

Miss America will be crowned in Las Vegas this weekend and the Miss South Dakota grainy sex tape will be on the web by Monday…….

Crabman pushing the office supply cart last night was priceless – Jon Favreau was great the week before and now Juliette Lewis wants to be on “Earl” too – guest starring on the show could become the next big thing in Hollywood…….

Another C List Celebrity pseudo undresses in Playboy and more & more the only reason to get Playboy are the Party Jokes and even most of those are coming around for a 3rd & 4th time……

And say it ain’t so, according to the NY Daily News, Bobby Brown was overheard at Foxwoods saying that he & Whitney are getting a divorce – I wonder who would get the house down the street from me ???

Thanks for your time – you have been a great audience…….

Denver 27 Pittsburgh 23
Seattle 31 Carolina 27

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

2 weeks ? Where the hell have I been ? So much to talk about that I will hit some small items now and then go for the BIG THUNKS on Friday.......

Vince Young was God-Like in that Rose Bowl game - was there ever any doubt that he would score the game winning TD ? The pictures after the games of him standing there while the celebration went on around him were awesome.

Finally saw Wedding Crashers - could have watched it all over again the next night

Now Lindsay Lohan says she was mis-quoted - who could have thunked that would happen ?

I have been bested at YETI GOLF - 3737 - good thing I don't have anything else I feel like doing the rest of today here at work...

with that said, it's off to the Links - catch you on Friday with NFL, NHL and more mindless ramblings........

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Why do people who don't smoke, go out for smoke breaks ?

Lindsay Lohan did drugs and suffered from bulimia ? Who would have thunked that ?

Texas 37 USC 34 - I reserve the right to change my mind later today.....

Friday, December 30, 2005

Yeti Golf - 3378

Did you know that Trisha Yearwood was once thin ????

So many games this weekend are exhibition games........

I love listening to kobe talk tough - he is such an asshole.....

I should be skiing.....

PopoZao PopoZao !!!!!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Merry Christmas – Happy Chanukah – Happy Kwanzaa and Happy New Year

Yesterday it was the morning glow just before sunrise reflecting off the ice and this morning it was fog – the swamp is something different every day

I wore a different Xmas tie every day in December this year and still had some left over for next year……

Is there anything more pathetic than watching the former ’72 Dolphins popping champagne whenever their record is saved ???.....it look like it could be Colts-Pats in Round 2 in Indy and the Colts would be trying to pull that monkey (no make that GO-rilla) off their backs – don’t think they can do it…..the Donkeys can screw the Chiefs playoff chances by losing to San Diego this week – now starting at QB for the Broncos – Bradlee Van Pelt……the raiders tanked their season a few weeks back but Kerry Collins is talking trash about his former team and their game this Saturday night – it could be fun to watch…..if the Bengals aren’t careful they could wind up as a #4 seed and playing in Indy in round 2 – of course they may prefer getting Jacksonville in Round 1 to getting a getting hotter Steelers team…….

2006 Random Pre-Thunk-ion….Paris Hilton will break off her engagement and get to keep another million dollar ring for her efforts……

If there is a better tune out there right now than HOME by Marc Broussard, then I haven’t heard it – I just hope that his re-cut version of the song is the direction that his music is taking because the rest of his album sounds like a John Mayer wannabe……Anna Nalick has some scary psycho girlfriend eyes but looks exactly like the type of woman I would have chased back in the day and been very sorry about catching……

King Kong is really tearing up the Box Office – not !!! Though once you figure in the foreign ticket sales it will probably be a hit and there will be talk of a sequel…….

Why wasn’t Wedding Crashers out on DVD for Xmas ? They missed the boat on that one. Of course Hollywood got the 2004 Smash Hit, Santa’s Slay, out in time……

Bill Parcells is an egotistical jackazz – just my opinion……..

2006 Random Pre-Thunk-ion….Mary Kate Olsen will be the next “star” to hit the net with a sex tape – it worked for Paris……

Xmas time is the time for Egg Nog in my coffee…..

Reese’s Holiday Bells – give me a bag of these bad boys and I am happy camper all day long……

Burt Ward – the Robin of Batman fame – was actually the Producer’s first choice for the Dustin Hoffman role in “The Graduate” – Holy Crotch Shots Mrs. Robinson ! Are you trying to seduce me ?

The hail bouncing off the players and the blue turf of Boise State University in yesterday’s MPC Computer Bowl made for a great visual – it actually seemed to pump the players up on both sides of the ball – Boise State almost pulled that game off after falling behind 24-0 at the half – you just can’t go 0-3 on 4th down tries in the first half and hope to win – why Hawkins didn’t get 3 points out of at least one of those may be the answer to why Boise State hasn’t tried a FG since October……..I hate Nebraska – thanks to Michigan for making stupid cornhusker fans happy and looking forward to next year……and a question for Rutgers, how can you lose a shootout when you have Tony Soprano on your side ? Loved the way that James Gandolfini was staring down the ASU captains during the coinflip……..

2006 Random Pre-Thunk-ion….Tara Reid will pose for Playboy but will get away without Full Frontal Nudity……

Six unanswered goals against the Fishsticks at the Mausoleum is always a good thing……I never feel confident about a game when Kevin Weekes is in the nets for the Rangers……

Speaking of Kevins – my holiday gift to you – www.kevinfederline.com – Oh Oh Oh Oh Popozao Popozao…….which incidentally means “watch me spend all Brit’s cash before she dumps me and I become a Reality TV Star on VH1”…….

Both Lauren Glassberg and Contessa Brewer have been back on the early morning newsbunny beat this week – always a welcome surprise…….and isn’t Contessa filling in for Don Imus a bit ironic considering their history ?????

I haven’t watched a single minute of the College Basketball season yet – I just know that Princeton is terrible this year – they even lost to Carnegie Mellon…….

You will love me – You will hate me – Now beat 2808…….. http://www.prosieben.de/games_handy/onlinegames/yetisports/games/popup_game_part5/

I finished first in both of my Fantasy Football leagues with rag tag lineups only to get killed in both of my championship games……there is always next year…..

2006 Random Pre-Thunk-ion……Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt will break up and Jennifer Aniston will marry Vince Vaughn

I wonder how many Johnny Damon Yankee jerseys Bill Simmons got for Xmas ?????

Sienna Miller turned down the role of the next Bong Girl ??? Does she think is a real actress or something ?

I think this weekend is going to be Alligator Stew time – I haven’t made that in a while……

Got the LOST Season 1 DVD for Xmas – that and my Rachel Ray knife may have been my best 2 presents…..

When I was growing up I could watch the Jets, Giants & Eagles and maybe get a national doubleheader game so Monday Night Football was the BIG game of the week – Howard Cosell was a God-Like figure and people paid money to get a chance to throw a brick at him through the TV screen – his halftime highlights were only eclipsed by this season’s “I Like It I Love It” highlights……..not

2006 Random Pre-Thunk-ion – “My Name is Earl” will win the Golden Globe for Best Comedy and the Emmy for Best Comedy…….and as an added public service, please don’t forget the Earl and The Office both move to Thursday starting next week – CSI moves to the VCR……..

I know there is more but I can’t thunk of it now – please remember that New Year’s Eve is Amateur Night and that this Greyhound is Delta Bound….thanks for your time

Friday, December 16, 2005

Tom Scott’s version of “Feliz Navidad” is always the first Christmas song I play in my car at the beginning of the holiday season……and as for Holiday This and Holiday That, enough with the PC Crap – A Christmas Tree is a Christmas Tree – it’s not like we call a Menorrah a “Holiday Candelabra”……

Think the ‘72 Dolphins are sweating the Colts run at perfection ? probably not half as much as CBS is sweating Tony Dungy benching Peyton Manning out in Seattle on Xmas Eve…..does it really matter if the Colts go undefeated ? They will still lose in the playoffs to my Broncos……

Caught the last 30 minutes of “The Graduate” on the tube the other morning while working out – it’s by far the best 30 minutes of the movie and it is easy to see why Dustin Hoffman became a star off of this role….it’s also real easy to see that young Katharine Ross was a stone cold fox and well worth running all over California for……

I can’t believe that the Rangers are still in first place – I am almost afraid that if I blink, I will wake up and they will be in last again…….

I was watching a Shakira video the other morning – again, not much on at 5am – and I couldn’t help but think that she could absolutely kill you in bed – so it made me thunk, would a home sex video of her be considered a snuff film ???

Peanut Butter Filled Hershey Kisses – there is a god in heaven……

How stoned was Jimmy Buffett when he recorded his Xmas album ? And speaking of stoned, I can’t help but think that that is the state you need to be in to really appreciate the Trans-Siberian Orchestra……

Bowl Season starts next week and I still need to make my picks – I can’t help but think that while USC-Texas looks good on paper, USC is going to kill them – sure the Longhorns played in Pasadena last year but USC plays there virtually every year and they own the place…..I’ve been to a Rose Bowl game and I have been to a USC-UCLA tilt at the Rose Bowl – what a great venue – what a great place to play a game – it oozes history and there is always great scenery in the stands – expect to pay $50 to park on someone’s lawn though…….

KING KONG wouldn’t be a $100 movie for me even if I could find a decent babysitter these days – 3 hours long screams DVD to me…..

Was it really any surprise that Pat Riley came back to coach now that Shaq is healthy again ?

Randal really screwed Rebecca last night in the Apprentice Finale – even worse than Cindy screwed the other Survivors on the car challenge – though I would have done what Cindy did too – I just would have shut up about it and gone on from there…..but back to the Apprentice – I never would hire a single person who has been or is even thinking of being on that show – it’s a joke – the only person who ever looks good on that show is Carolyn……

Danni got lucky that her legs were longer than Steph’s – how much do you want to bet that Steph & Rafe were killing their decision not to bring Lydia (the most useless survivor ever) to the final 3 when they saw the challenge. I don’t think she could have reached either the ropes or the post……..every season has a Judd – he should know that strong players are needed in the team stage in order to get to the merge and then they are targets for the weaker players in the individual stage – strong players only make the final 2 when they bring their A game the whole way like Colby or Tom did – of course Colby also lost his mind at the end
Of the Outback edition……

It’s a well established fact that Isiah Thomas is in idiot but when you take a 2nd look at the Knicks, he has done a couple of good things by bringing in Frye, Nate Robinson, Trevor Ariza and Eddy Curry (but only if the Tin Man can find a heart that works) – too bad he also brought in Starbury and got rid of Kurt Thomas – Zeke traded the wrong one in that hate/hate relationship

24 hours of Miami Vice last weekend and I think I saw 24 seconds of it – I remember when Vice was appointment TV……so was Moonlighting……..

Jay Feeley actually hit a FG last week when it counted – how many Giants fan fell over from shock after that…….the Jets may have killed themselves in the Reggie Bush sweepstakes with the4 victory over the Raiders but then again, Al Davis does hate the Jets so it should be no surprise that he had Collins benched for a game that the Jets needed to lose…….and Lamont Jordan sure made a statement last week in his return to NYC – still can’t hear the whisper

Saturday & Sunday Football this weekend and for every weekend through the end of the season – it’s the way that the NFL should be – I just still worry any time that I see the Broncos will be on national TV….

Full Nudity should be a requirement of all B&C List Celebrities when it comes to posing for PLAYBOY (Lisa Guerrero- I’m looking at you) – I just don’t understand why it isn’t….

The oven will be fired up all weekend as the Xmas cookies get made – I’ll be sick of sprinkles by the time I am done……..

Just remember, we don’t do it for the glory, we don’t do it for the free whiskey, we do it for the BaDonkaDonk……..

Friday, December 09, 2005

It's the first real snow of the winter and the idiots are out on the road. If you own and drive a 4 wheel drive Jeep, you should be able to go faster than 15 miles an hour. Obviously you need to sell your car and stay home. Get off the road ! If you are from the south and have never seen snow, stay off the road and stay home. Wait until the weekend, when I don't have to get to work, and go out and practice then. If you are nervous driving in snow - get off the road and climb back into bed. You are probably a useless part of society anyway and you are in my way. Get off the road !!!

I feel better now......

Monday, December 05, 2005

"When you think of naked, think of me." - not exactly what you want to hear from "Famous Lisa" at Famous Dave's

Why can't the Donkeys win in KC in December ? They are 1-17......

How can you go to an ECHL game and not see a fight ? It happened to me yesterday in Trenton....