So now I read in the NY Daily News that Anna Benson caught Kris Benson fooling around with one of her friends - guess the Orioles Batboys are a happy bunch today.......

and speaking of bitches, I think that it is safe to say that no gun owning, NASCAR watching man in the northeast, midwest or southeast is ever going to vote for a woman whol tells them that not only is she smarter but is also going to tell them what to do - Sorry hillary - you don't stand a chance.....

Survivor - was it shortsighted of Terry to not give Nick the secret immunity idol ? I argue that yes it was. If Terry had given the idol to Nick, then Shane, as the next highest vote getter, would have been eliminated and not made the jury. The tribal split would have been 5-4 with Bruce as a very playable swing voter at the next TC - now, Terry still has the idol, he's down 6-3 in #'s and he has put even more pressure on himself to keep winning individual immunity

And how stupid was Austin to fess up to acting like he was weak at the challenge during TC last night ???? This season is full of very stupid people.........

Look, there's a Starbucks !

I have started to name the parking spots at the train station - helps me remember which slot to put my $2 in - I parked in Messier on Monday, Tikkanen on Tuesday, Dan Marino on Wednesday, Felix millan yesterday and my own spot today.

Ryan's facial expression in the confessional was worth the price of admission on "The Office" last night. Looks to me like Pam is not going to want June to get here any quicker than it already is.......

K-Fed is a moron

Anna Benson has helped to screw the Mets again. Omar won't admit it but he traded Kris Benson because of his wife. Now she has filed for divorce and the Mets, who never would have traded Benson if Anna were already gone, are without a starting pitcher - or a relief pitcher because Jorge Julio blows. From all of us Mets fans, I say "Thanks Anna you F-ing C !!!"

Great News ! Rebecca Romijn is Pepper Dennis !

Hey Crab Man - Swampy abides......

To my anonymous poster - I am sure that we would have never said that about you.....

So suddenly after 7 years of holding dual offices, Sharpe James feels it isn't the right thing to do and he declines to run fir re-election in the upcoming newark Mayoral election. I guess he knew that Cory Booker was going to put an end to his winning streak. There are a lot of people in the system who owe their jobs solely to the cronyism that was practiced by The Sharpie and I am sure that he will somehow find a way to continue to line their pockets. Booker's lackeys & supporters will soon find that they can do it too.

Before I forget, I would like to say thank you to the young lady crossing Madiosn at 37th street this morning....

What a great episode of LOST, Sayid is such a badass for digging up the grave - Locke is a badass for not letting the spike puncture in his leg overtake him - Jack is a badass card player - Sawyer is a wannabe badass - Mr. Eko is the ultimate badass and he wasn't even on this episode.....looks like a Hurley flashback next week.........could Cooper be the real "Sawyer" ????

Rebecca Romijn is Pepper Dennis !!!!

Jagr had fishstix for dinner last night - the only way that game could have been better would have been for Jagr to have broken the franchise goal scoring record in front of the fishstix fans and then have a bench clearing black eye for hockey happen in the final seconds....Magic # is 5

The devils really need to miss the playoffs......

What the hell was Katharine doing in the Bottom 2 last night on AI ??? I take one week off from voting......Country this week - Bucky is saved again - Chris might want to think about some Shooter Jennings and Taylor is a natural for "Georgia"......

Hey Crabman - Earl & The Office are both new tonight and so is Survivor

Swampy abides.......

The Rangers stole 2 points from the Sabres last night - Henrik was brilliant in relief and Sykora's SO Game Winner was thing of beauty. He's now 4-5 in SO's and should be cemented in as the first shooter.

AI tonight - please let Bucky really suck.........Ace reminds me of Justin Guarini......and the red carpet show on the TV Guide Channel has to go and I mean like now......

Looking forward to seeing the premiere of "The Deadliest Catch" tonight - the few minutes that I have seen looked outstanding.....

The weather is warmer and the coats at the train station are now shorter and the Mo-Town Blonde has a big ass....

I haven't been given anything for free outside of Penn Station in over a week - something is not right.....

I got a week's worth of free latte's from Starbucks and now I feel like I need one but I refuse to give my money to the evil coffee empire......

Is "Snakes on the Plane" really a movie ? The trailer looked ridiculous.......

I'm still in awe over The Dude in "The Big Lebowski" - I could have been him........

Hey Crabman - Swampy abides.........

Everyone that had George mason in the Final 4 can line up over there - the rest of us will all take a seat on the bench. Not a long line over there. Out of 3 million entries to ESPN, only 4 had the correct Final 4.

Everytime I see a train coming down the tracks toward me, I have a mental flash of the scene from "The Fugitive" where Harrison Ford is trying to outrun the derailed train.

Finally saw "The Big Lebowski" over the weekend......The Dude Abides......

What does it say about me that 3 of my favorite characters right now are The Dude, Earl and Jim from "The Office" ?

Bad hockey weekend for the NYR - need the win tonight against the Sabres

Please note the new link to PEARLS BEFORE SWINE in the link section - best damned comic strip on the whole web or in any newspaper

Why do skinny asian girls always wear mini-skirts & knee high boots on the coldest days of the year ? Not that I am objecting....

Chicken Little is gone from American Idol - how did the callers get that one right ? Bucky gets another week to still be sucky......

The game turned on Ryan Hollweg's hit last night - never had a chance after that.....5 games in the next 7 days with 4 of them on the road and back 2 back makes it even worse.....

I'm starting to think up nicknames for the people on my train - Shades just make me shake my head and the Motown blonde just got aced out by the Summit blonde as my new # 1 commuter....

Hey Crab Man - New Earl tonight......

Is Henry Gale one of the others ? Why didn't Ana Lucia go to Mr. Eko instead of Sayid ? Any flashback that shows Sun in lingerie is a great & worthy flashback. The highlights for next week look great but when don't they ?

Back in the Big Apple – the rhythm of the commute is back but the body sure isn’t………

I’m glad that I couldn’t see last night’s Rangers-Bruins game – it just would not have felt right to me seeing Brian Leetch wearing someone else’s sweater on the MSG ice…….the Rangers recent slump seems to have been cured by a healthy dose of home ice – this team is fun to watch – I just hope no one wakes me up and I discover that this season has all been a dream……

T.O. in Dallas – that move surprised nobody……

Jamie O’Neal has impossible blue eyes

All of my NCAA Brackets have gone bust – so much for picking upsets – just glad I didn’t have any $$$$ in the game this year – you have got to love Wichita State – I think they can get to the Elite 8 and maybe even sneak into the Final 4

On a positive note, I am winning my fantasy NASCAR league…….

I went to turn down 35th Street this morning but I noticed there were several young men running & screaming down the street – I turned on 36th street instead……

Have they played the World Baseball Classic yet ?

Dante in Miami, Brees in Nawlins, Kitna in Detroit, Joey Harrington out of a job, Aaron Brooks as a Raider ? – it really has been a quite the QB whirlwind so far this year

Made Calypso Black Bean Soup the other day – almost as good as the Alligator Chili

Has anyone ever seen Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland in a dress or in a skirt ?

Chris Kaman has been a solid fantasy pickup for me this year – I refuse to pick Kobe in my salary cap league – Marcus Camby can make or break your team depending on whether he decides to play that night or not – Yao has quietly come back strong in the 2nd half – sure is fun watching Larry & Starbury go at each others throats – no other reason to watch the Knicks

I hate people that meander during rush hour and I hate tourists who link arms while walking 3 & 4 across

TV at 4am is actually better than TV at 5am but sadly, there are no news bunnies during this time slot – makes me miss Julia Caesar

Season 6 of the Sopranos has started and I still don’t have HBO – if anyone is taping and feels like sharing…..

There is no one likable on Survivor Exile Island – I can’t wait to see who gets injured this week…….haven’t see a single minute of The Amazing Race – I can’t stay up that late anymore……LOST is new tomorrow night and it’s about time – I need to know how much more of the ranch dressing Hurley has eaten – I’m loving the power struggle between Jack, Locke & Sawyer, the feral existence of Charlie, the regression of Sayid and everything EKO……..Earl & The Office just keep getting better – I sat down one night recently and watch all six season 1 episodes of The Office – awesome

Rocky 6 just finished filming in LA – funny, how can they make Rocky 6 when Rocky 5 WAS NEVER MADE…………

I wonder what I would score on the Wonderlic test ?

CHARMED is finally going off the air – I had forgotten it was even still on the air – which makes me wonder, where is Shannen Doherty now ???? (And a quick check of IMDB tells me that she is nowhere to be seen)

It’s not “Will Tiger win any Majors this year?” but “”How many Majors will Tiger win this year?”

The Tinga Chicken may be the best Korean deli buffet food that I have come across in a long time – pairs up nicely with the Jicama Slaw they also have….

I didn’t think that Kellie Pickler was trying for the “Dolly Parton” look on American Idol – I thought she had the Lee Ann Womack look down pat. Katharine McPhee is my favorite to win with Taylor Hicks and mandisa rounding out the Top 3……Paula has seemed to be on even more medication that usual this year…….I love that I agree with Simon 90-95% of the time

Let’s Get Drunk and Be Somebody – sounds like my 1980’s all over again……

Hey Crab Man !!!

How many Cuban pitchers are going to show up in Tampa today ?

Chris Russo went off the deep end with his attack on the author of the latest Barry Bonds steroid scandal book – when 9 out of 10 your callers (and probably even more of your listeners) think that you were unfair in the interview, you would think that Chris would get the message rather than defend himself and continue to say that he was proud of his interview. He did redeem himself a little the very next day when he called for Bud Selig to take a stand and declare that the single season HR record was still 61 and still belonged to Roger Maris and that the lifetime HR record of 755 by hank Aaron would also continue to stand.

Is Dale Jr. really back ? He’s looked good so far this season but it’s still early…….

Top Chef and The Next Food Network Star are both cooking reality shows but I have to give the edge to Top Chef……….The Big Break V may be my favorite new reality show and just about the only show I have seen on the Golf Channel – I’m still waiting for The Daly Planet to air at 4am

Rat from “Pearls Before Swine” is consistently the best comic strip character in the paper – the Crockydiles come in a close second

Dwyane Wade is fun to watch…..isn’t Stevie Franchise on the Knicks – has anyone sent out a Missing Persons report on him ?

What is Sharon Stone thinking ? I really don’t think you need to see much more than the trailer for Basic Instinct 2 – this could be the “Showgirls” for the new millennium…

Tomatoes, Hot & Sweet Peppers and Green Beans – I think that will be it for my garden this year

My Super Bowl Prediction from last September – Quick Super Bowl pick – Denver 34 Minnesota 31 (as if you couldn’t guess)………

Next stop Summit – change here for the Gladstone Branch…….